Saying HGTV viewers miss watching Fixer Upper stars Chip and Joanna Gaines transform Waco would truly be an understatement. Luckily, there are plenty of Fixer Upper homes to admire (or potentially buy!), and with a year away from his network launch, Chip has started showing off a different set of skills. The Magnolia owner offered a YouTube star a drink of milk, delivering it to him...straight from the cow's teat.
With more than 45 million YouTube subscribers, the Dude Perfect team—known for filming trick shots and the kinds of stunts that make you question the laws of physics— featured Chip in a recent episode of Overtime 10. Introducing Chip as an “all-around stud” in the July episode, titled, “World's Best Gaming Room,” the five YouTubers needed his assistance during a game of “Wheel Unfortunate,” in which one of the dudes, named Tyler, spun a wheel and was forced to have a cow be milked into his mouth.
“It’s not just a cow, it’s Chip’s cow,” says Tyler.
“I will say this, just to set the tempo, it’s disgusting,” Chip comments while prepping the cow. As he does, he notices wasps nearby, adding: “Tyler, this is going to be worse than I thought.”
In the 98-degree Texas heat, Tyler begins to sweat from stress, and honestly, who wouldn’t? “I’m going to do this once, and from that point on, you’re completely on your own,” Chip explains. “Your dad ever teach you how to swim by pushing you from the back into a lake? That’s about how this is going to go.”
The father of five then starts teaching Tyler the basics of milking a cow. “Grab kind of high, pinch it off, just like a water balloon, and then you bring it down,” he says, spraying milk everywhere in the process, missing Tyler’s mouth altogether.
In the end, the YouTuber takes a different approach by getting on his back and under the cow. “I’ve never seen this technique,” Chip says. And after missing once more, Tyler eventually gets his aim right.
You can't truly appreciate it, though, until you see it for yourself. Tune in at the 5:10-minute mark. You're welcome.
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